New Ganguly Joke

Ganguly as kaipullai and Chappel as kattadurai:


Manager : " Thala, thala, test match'layum ungalukku idam illannu
sollittaru antha chappel ... "
Ganguly : " Yenakku rivitu adikkirathey chappel'ukku velaya poyiduchu...
Innaikku board meetingla mudivu panrenda ... Intha ganuly'a antha
chappela'nu...Yeduda bat'a, maattuda helmet'a "

[ Ganguly and his troup is on the way to board meeting ]

Public : " Ayyayo... ganguly bat'a yeduthutu kelambittarey.. Innaikku
yethana six adika poraro theriyalaye !!!!!!! "

[ Before entering into the meeting hall, he put the bat horizontaly on the
floor and starts to speak ]

Ganguly : " Intha bat'a thaandi neengalum vara kodaathu... naanum vara
matten... paetchu.. paetcha than irukkanum... Yenakku test match'la kaltha
koduthavan yevan ? "
Chap : " Come here and plz speak louder "
Ganguly : " Naan anga vara maten.. yennoda mgr varuvan .. avan kitta solli
vidu.... "
Mgr : " sari.. thala... Yaarudaa yenga thalaya oram kattinathu "
Ganguly : " Hai, greg, nee oru nalla cricketera iruntha, yenakku oru BOUNCER
podu parpom"

[ Chappel bowls at Ganguly @ 200km per hour... Ganguly's fore finger is wounded
and bat handle is broken ]

Ganguly : " Naan accept panren.. nee oru nalla coach'nu naan accept panren..
next meet panren..

[ Now Ganguly is surronded by the board members ]

Ganguly : " Ungala yellam partha yenakku paavama irukku .. ithu varaikkum
yentha matchlayum naan duck adichathu illa ..."
Chap : " Pona seriesla thane yella matchlayum nee duck adicha ..."
Ganguly : " Athu pona seriesla... naan solrathu intha seriesla... Ippo net
practice panna poren.. aanaa team'uku thirumbi ............"
Chap : " thirumbi ......... ?????? "
Ganguly : " vara mattenu solla vanthen...... "

Chap : " Listen ... 2007la nadaka pora yentha matchlayum unakku rivit thaan.. "
Ganguly : " Venaaam... "
Chap : " Bangalesh kooda nadakura matchla kooda nee 13th man thaan "
Ganguly : " Venaaam...."
Chap : " Local county matchla kooda nee.. super sub'ku yedu pudi thaan "
Ganguly : " valikkuthu..... "
Chap : " avalavu yen... street cricketla vilayada kooda unakku aappu thaan..."
Ganguly : " Aluthuduven.... aluthuduven...."

[ Eventually Ganguly returned to home... on the way.... ]

Public : " adengappa... ganulyoda bat handley udanchi poiduchina !!!!!!!...
bowling panninavan ini teamla iruppangra... ???? "
Ganguly : " innumum intha ooru namala nambikittu irukaadaa .... ???? "
Mgr : " Athu avanga thala vithi... thala..."