Thiruvilayadal in IT

Thiruvilayadal in IT era (for those who know tamil)
Thiruvilaiyadal in IT Era !!!

ACT ONE EXT. (A street in Madhurai DownTown.)

Naattu makkalukkoar narchcheidhi!!!!! Namadhu paandiya mannarukku
yaerppattulla sandhegaththai theerththu vaikkak koodiya C program-i
yezhudhik kondu varum programmerukku aayiram american dollargal
parisaagaalikkappadum.

DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

Tharumi comes from inside the crowd in an effort to hear the thing clearly.

Thar (to the guy on elephant) : Yevvalavu?? aayiram america dollaraa? Guy
on elephant : Amaam..aayiram americadollargal.

Tharumi could not control himself. He begins to talk with himself.
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ACT TWO INT. (In Temple)
Conv between Tharumi and Sivan(In Casuals)

Tharu : yaaru..yenkittayaevaa..yenkittayaevaa..yenkittayae modhap
paakkiriyaa... naan aalu paakkaraththukku sumaaraadhaan iruppaen. aanaa
yen programming paththi unakkuth theriyaadhu.
thayaaraa iru
Sivan : Appadiyae.Kelvigalai nee kaetkiraayaa alladhu naan
kaetkattumaa?

Tharu : ah..naanae kaekkaraen. yenakku kaekkadhaan theriyum. mmm...

(The famous question answer session.)
Tharu : Pirikka mudiyaadhadhu yennavo?
Sivan : Body shoppingum commisionum
Tharu : Saerndhae iruppadhu?
Sivan : Windowsum buggum
Tharu : Sollakkoodadhadhu?
Sivan : Clientidam unmai
Tharu : Sollak koodiyadhu?
Sivan : Seminaril poigal
Tharu : Code-kku azhagu?
Sivan : Comment-udan iruppadhu
Tharu : Comment-enap paduvadhu?
Sivan : Puriyaadhiruppadhu
Tharu : OS-ukku?
Sivan : Unix
Tharu : Language-kku?
Sivan : C
Tharu : Offsite-ukku?
Sivan : Nee
Tharu : Onsite-ukku?
Sivan : Naan.
Tharu : Ayya aala vidu.
Tharumi falls at Sivan's feet and recovers himself.
Tharu : Ayya..Neer programmer.
Sivan : Nee..
Tharu : Illai.Naan programmer illai. Yengae andhap programme-ik
kodungal.
Mannar yenna kodukkiraro adhai appadiyae ungalidam koduththu
vidugiraen.
Neer paarththu yaedhavadhu seyyum.
Sivan hands over a floppy to Tharumi.
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ACT THREE INT.(Palace of Pandiya Mannan)
Tharu hands over the Floppy to Pandiyan.
Pandiyan gives it to the Data entry operator sitting just below him. The
operator puts that floppy in his pc,copies the content to C drive
and opens the file in the editor.
#include<##stdio.h
void main()
{
a *3;
printf("%d\n",a);
}

Paandi is excited.

Pandi : Aha... arumaiyaana logic. Aazhndha syntax. Theerndhadhu
sandhegam.

Tharu : Manna ..Parisu.

Pandi : Yaar angae...Aayiram america dollargalai yeduththu vaarungal.

Tharu : (within his mind) Modhalla indha CD-kaaran kadana
theeththudanum..
The prize arrives.

Tharumi is all set to receive it.

Nakkeeran : Manna..Satrup porungal. Programmer-ae satru ippadi
varugireeraa?
Tharu : Mudiyaadhu..Parisai vaangik konduthaan varuvaen. manna podu.

Nak : Adhildhaan prachchinai irukkiradhu.
Tharumi goes to Nakkeeran.

Tharu : Vandhaen.Yennayya prachchianai?

Nak : Indhap programme-i yezhudhiyadhu neerdhaanae?

Tharu : Naan..Naan..Naanedhaan yezhudhinaen. Pinna Internet-landhu
download pannikkitta vandhaen? Yennudayadhudhaan Yennudayadhudhaan
Yennudayadhedhaan ayya.

Nak : Appadiyaanaal adhai compile seidhu vittu,piragu parisaip petruch
chellalaamae.

Tharu : Mannarukkae vilangi vittadhu,idaiyil neer yenna.Manna!!naan romba
kashtappadugiraen, ivar veru compile seiyach cholgiraar.

Meanwhile Nakkeeran compiles the program. It gives an error message : "a
not defined".

Nak : Sariyaana oru programukku yem mannavan parisalikkiraar yendraal
adhaik kandu sandhoshappadum mudhal manidhan naandhaan.

Adhe samayam,Ken
thompson-um,Dennis ritchie-um kattik kaaththa indha software
thiruchchabaiyilae,thavaraana oru programukku pandian parisalikkiraan
yendraal adhaik kandu varuththap padubhavanum naandhaan.
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ACT FOUR (Entry Sivan)
Sivan : (To Nakkeeran) Yengu kutram kandeer? Syntax-ila alladhu
logic-ilaa??

Nakke : Logic-il kutram illai.Irundhaalum adhu compile aagi vidum
Syntax-ildhaan kutram irukkiradhu.

Sivan : Yenna kutram?

Nakke : Yengae umadhu program-ik koorum.
Sivan :
#includevoid main()
{
a *3;
printf("%d\n",a);
}

Nakke : Idhan porul??
Sivan : padhinmoondraiyum,moondraiyum perukki a yendra variable-il
vaikkiraen. Piragu a-vai print seigiraen.

Nakke : Idhan moolam thaangal mannarukku solla virumbhuvadhu?

Sivan : haha..Puriyavillai. int a; yengira declaration thevai illai
yenbadhu yemadhu mudivu.

Nakke : Orukkaalum irukka mudiyaadhu. Mudhalilae declare seivadhanaal
mattumae oru variable-i use panna mudiyumae thavira, declare pannaamal
use panna mudiyaadhu.

Sivan : C++ -ilum appadiththaanoe?

Nakke : Aam.

Sivan : Java-vil?

Nakke : Java yenna...Yellaa high level language-ilum appadiththaan.

Oru variable-i declare seidha piragae use panna mudiyumae alladhu
declare seiyaamal alla.

Sivan : Umadhu project managerukkum appadiththaanoe?

Nakke : Project manager yenna..naan andraadam vazhipadum Kerniganukku
idappakkam amarndhirukkiraanae,Ritchie,avanukkum adhae vidhip padiththaan.

Sivan : Nichchayamaaga?
Nakke : Nichchayamaaga

Sivan : Umadhu software pulamaiyin meedhu aanaiyaaga?
Nakke : Yenadhu software consultancy meedhu aanaiyaaga.

Sivan : Allum pagalum Mainframe-il velai seidhu,Y2K bug-i sari seiyyum
Keeranoe yen C program-i aaraaindhu sollaththakkavan?

Nakke : Y2K solve seivadhu yengal velai. Bodyshopper-ukkaedhu velai.
COBOL-il yezhudhugirome...andri un poal Syntax-il thappu seivadhillai.
Sivan : Nakkeeraa....Yennai nandraagap paar...... (FLASH...) Naan
yezhudhiya C program kutramaa?

Nakke : Neerae ANSI standard-um aaguga. Variable declare seiyaadhadhu
kutramae. Harddisk-i yerippinum kutram kutramae..
Sivan burns the harddisk of Nakkeeran's pc.


Pandi : Iraivaa.... Pizhai poruththarula vaendum, Senior system
analyst Nakkeerarin harddisk-i recover seidhu arula vaendum.

Sivan is very BIG now.

Sivan : Pandiyane.... Nakkeeranin harddisk ippodhae recover aagum... The
harddisk reappears.

Nakke : Unix-um neeyae..Windows-um neeyae C -um neeyae...Java-vum neeyae
Variable-um neeyae.... Constant-um neeyae...

"Vazhga Thamizhagam Valarga Programming"