Just for laugh

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
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bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B bana dali or likha us par yah paigam. Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko Rs.5000 inam
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"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru. "We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi. Which one to follow?... Great confusion.
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"CELLO " The pen of india. "LUX" The soap of india. "Amul" The taste of india. "I" The best in india. "You" Time waste of india... :-)
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Rules for board exam: har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.
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What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
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As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I'm getting a call from katrina kaif….
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Whatsthe heightof hope???....A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!
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Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.
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Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid so many girls wantd to kiss me,i allowed,but now i want 2 kiss so many girls,but they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS (Its my Fav.....)
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U r no of miles away 4m me.Still i'm watching ur evry movements by 3 diff channels 1.DISCOVERY 2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMALPLANET Thanks 2 media.
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A day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality,ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness .
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Excuse...me what is ur sms account no ? i want to check...some error is there...kyon ki sms jata to hai par aata nahi hai....
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A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor's cabin & says: I'll do anything 2 Pass d Exam. Prof: Anything? Girl: Ya Prof: ?? Girl : Ya !! Prof: Then Go & study...!!
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There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence. YOU can kiss your frd is confidence. ONLY YOU can kiss ur frd is over confidence....
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Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE? Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.