Sunday, April 27, 2008

21 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered

21 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not

joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests

it? (to be give a thought)

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged

during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that

stuff? (very good thinking)

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog"

when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something

else)

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God

knows)

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

(tonight i will stay and watch)

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (Seed)

14.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was

cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )

15.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

16.Why is it called a "building" when it is already

built? (strange isnt it)

17.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you

turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think

scientifically)

18.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you

turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to

try)

19.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

20.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all

the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)

21.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to

at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

(stupid, break the law)

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Just for laugh

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
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bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B bana dali or likha us par yah paigam. Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko Rs.5000 inam
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"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru. "We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi. Which one to follow?... Great confusion.
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"CELLO " The pen of india. "LUX" The soap of india. "Amul" The taste of india. "I" The best in india. "You" Time waste of india... :-)
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Rules for board exam: har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.
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What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
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As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I'm getting a call from katrina kaif….
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Whatsthe heightof hope???....A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!
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Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.
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Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid so many girls wantd to kiss me,i allowed,but now i want 2 kiss so many girls,but they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS (Its my Fav.....)
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U r no of miles away 4m me.Still i'm watching ur evry movements by 3 diff channels 1.DISCOVERY 2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMALPLANET Thanks 2 media.
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A day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality,ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness .
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.That day will be "APRIL 1st".
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Excuse...me what is ur sms account no ? i want to check...some error is there...kyon ki sms jata to hai par aata nahi hai....
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A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor's cabin & says: I'll do anything 2 Pass d Exam. Prof: Anything? Girl: Ya Prof: ?? Girl : Ya !! Prof: Then Go & study...!!
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There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence. YOU can kiss your frd is confidence. ONLY YOU can kiss ur frd is over confidence....
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Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE? Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

After a long time break

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Do something you have never done



If you want something you never had, do something you have never done.

Don't go the way life takes you. Take the life the way you go.

And remember you are born to live and not living because you are born.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Kerla Trip Photos








































Trying to catch the moon

I took these photos and like most!!!




Thursday, May 18, 2006

How to sleep without getting caught

Thursday, May 04, 2006

TR Speech